funnies

More quotes of Jaden:
on apple trees in our yard:
Me: Well, hopefully they're not crab apples.
Jaden: Well, if they are, we can just take them to gwanma and gwanpa's house.
Me: Why would we do that?
Jaden: Because then we could take them to the beach and feed them to the crabs......I guess crabs wike apples.

on talking to strangers:
Me: Oh, look!  The trash truck is getting our trash.
Jaden: I know, the trash man waved to me.  But I didn't wave or talk back because I knew I would be in twouble and I didn't want to be in twouble.

at the pool, on talking to strangers:
Me (to another lady): You have a great idea, sitting here in the water!  It sure is hot.
Lady: (laughs) It is hot.  And this way, we can stay cool.
Jaden: MOMMY!  Don't talk to strangers!  They might try to steal you!

on paper towel rolls:
Me (to Derek): Can you please throw that away?
Derek: Why?  It's a telescope.
Me: No, it's trash. 
Derek: No, it's a telescope.
*calls Jaden over*
Derek (to Jaden): Here ya go buddy.
Jaden: Oh wow!  *puts it up to his face and looks through it*
Derek: What is it, buddy?
Jaden: A telescope!